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1. While shaking your groove thing in front of the dj booth, you are suddenly struck in the head by a flying glowstick. You turn around to find an extremely cute dancing machine apologizing profusely. What do you do?

	Smile coolly...and go back to dancing. You're here to hear DJ Next Big Thing, not to make new friends.
	Laugh it off and introduce yourself. Besides, what's another head injury when it could lead to a hot date for the afterparty?
	Snarl and shoot your meanest glare. Ouch! And who actually LIKES neon anyway?!

2. You're standing in line to fill your water bottle in the bathroom, when the person behind you says, "My friend thinks you're really cute. By the way, do you have a Vicks inhaler?" What's your response?

	Smiling cynically, you say, "Oh, really? Is your friend as much of a loser as you are?"
	Grinning confidently, you ask, "Oh, really? Is your friend as cute as I am?"
	Yawning, you dig your Vicks out of your pocket and hand it over. No comment.

3. Which of the following best describes you while you are waiting in line to get into a party?

	You are usually pretty ticked off...I mean, why can't they just open another door for ticketholders?
	You are only slightly impatient, like everybody else, but you try to make the best of things and smile at all the freaks surrounding you.
	It's your job to entertain everybody in line, so you offer people Blow Pops and tell them stories about the time a drunk dwarf threw up on your brand-new Airwalks.

4. You're mesmerized by the laser light show when your trance is suddenly interrupted by a vision of perfection. There, dancing in front of you like moonlight over Lake Lanier, is your dream come true. What do you do?

	Wipe the drool from the corner of your mouth and run to the jungle room. There's no way you'll ever have a chance with that hottie.
	Flash a quick smile and act calm. You don't wanna frighten this ray of moonlight away.
	Show off your pearly whites and dig out a pack of Trident...then a pack of cigarettes...and then a ball of lint. (Oops, you've reached the bottom of your double-deep cargo pockets.) You're hoping perfection personified will find a reason to say hi — you sneaky devil, you.

5. As the sun comes up and the party finally winds down, you're headed back to the parking lot. What's your body language saying?

	Arms swinging, eyes bright, and mouth curled into a satisfied grin, it's saying, "I'm ready for the afterparty! Who wants to ride with me?"
	Arms folded, eyes disappearing into grumpy squints, and your mouth contorted into a nasty scowl, it's screaming, "I am tired, and I want to go to bed. Now. And anyone's driving but me."
	Arms limp by your sides, eyebrows raised in awed exhaustion, and your mouth slightly agape, the message is, "Wow. What a party. What now?"

6. You're shopping for your best friend's birthday, and you've thought of the perfect gift: the latest import cd by her favorite artist, DJ Next Big Thing. As you flip through the cd wall, you hear someone exclaim, "Hey...this is the last copy of Next Big Thing's new import cd. I'm a lucky dog!" You look up to see your dream date's wide smile reflected off a shiny, plastic-wrapped jewel case. What do you do?

	Say, "I hear it's way worse than DJ Sucksalot's last one," and wait until they replace it and leave to snag it for yourself.
	Say, "Excuse me..." and spew your sob story with wide, pitiful eyes — certainly someone that perfect has a heart of gold.
	Sigh dejectedly. You'll just order her a sticker and t-shirt from Unamerican.com...again.

7. Look at yourself in a recent photo. What kind of facial expression do you have?

	I look kinda surprised, I guess. I would've smiled if I'd had more notice.
	I have no expression...I don't think I knew the picture was being taken.
	My eyes are wide, my mouth is in an engaging grin...I look pretty happy.

8. You're in the VIP room at Rave of the Century, and in walks — DJ Next Big Thing, looking hot as ever and oh so yummy. What do you do?

	Make eyes and smile seductively...it works every time.
	Gawk. Gag. Then, when the anxiety really hits, vomit.
	DJ Next Big Who? The key is to be yourself — not to try to impress anyone. Besides, "yourself" is pretty darn likable.

9. While cooling off in the chill room, you are approached by a flier-wielding hottie. With bright eyes and a killer smile, a flier is offered to you. What's your reaction?

	You roll your eyes and turn your shoulder.
	You smile and say, "Thanks! What's your name?"
	You take it and shove it in your back pocket before going back to your conversation.

10. It's your turn to help Promoter Patty flier parking lots for her upcoming party: Rave of the Century Part 2. As you approach the next car, you see a cutie sitting in the front seat with the windows rolled down. Which do you do?

	You smile quickly as you stuff a flier under the windshield wiper and move on.
	You lean over to deliver the flier personally, and with a warm smile, introduce yourself.
	You go around the car to the next one, not wanting to bother anyone.